The Mainframe - parrots-hellhole

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:20 PM

ITS HERE

time to talk to myself

Mr. Nether 07-Jul-19 06:20 PM

Yo nice

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:20 PM

yee yee

Mr. Nether 07-Jul-19 06:20 PM

Sweet digs

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:21 PM

songs are cool

occamsRazor 07-Jul-19 06:21 PM

What description do ya want?

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:21 PM

some idiot ate some fruit someone said not to and we have hentai now

Mr. Nether 07-Jul-19 06:21 PM

Coincidence I think not

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:21 PM

my best quote yet

my boyfriend thinks im gay, that fucker

damn that sucks dude

yeah

Mr. Nether 07-Jul-19 06:22 PM

Wait a minute

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:22 PM

he constantly says that when im blowing him

well............

Mr. Nether 07-Jul-19 06:22 PM

Sounds spicy to me

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:23 PM

hey where are my fellas

fellas raise your hands!

Mr. Nether 07-Jul-19 06:23 PM

I'll raise em

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:24 PM

hey fellas dont you hate it when your blowin a dude and he ends up BEING A F* ** *T (edited)

man ive been blowin one all this time? (edited)

fucking discord with their damn italics

man they should fix that when people wanna censor stuff

yeah i agree

asmr is pretty cool when your uncle isnt in the next room with his ears against the walls (edited)

like wtf dude

lemme listen to my ear cleaning asmr

dude id rather blow my dad then eat a burrito with a fork

why's that

his dick tastes more like a burrito then when eating one witha fucking fork

like wtf

do fast food places eat their customers with a straw?

like guys, use knives and forks

such swines

oh ok

running's a bitch

i wake up, run a mile or two, then run to the local pool to scope out the chairs so that bitch claire doesnt steal my seat

mudruns are also cool

get to make yourself do extra shit and get your socks wet

hey son

yeah mom?

do you know how two men have sex

no not really and i dont want to know

well honey

its like the same with a man and women

Commissar 07-Jul-19 06:31 PM

Woah

Head Secretary Of State 07-Jul-19 06:31 PM

uh mom

SHUT UP

so they get in bed, just like guy and girl

mom why

they get naked

mom wtf

AND THEY SHIT ON THE BIBLE

one way to die is by being gay in iran

minecraft is a allegory for religion people

tf is astrology?

is it like the space version of how anti vaxxers think?

is irony when you kill a cat when driving a dog to the vet

or is that me when im tripping on acid and driving through an orphanage with a bag of doritos

al gore's speeches are so boring my polar bear shot itself

thats probably wy he didnt win 2001

yeah or that george bush sucked him off reaaaaaaaaaaaal good

this place is terrifying

how so?

because im here

good

was thinking it was because of occams letting you do this

fireworks dont work my dude

why?

because they dont explode when i put it in my ass

what?

it just absorbs the explosions

woah

love songs used to be so beautiful

let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out across the sky like a patient etherized on a table

Head Secretary Of State 08-Jul-19 04:53 AM

youtube is a fucked up place

i dunno

like they delete channels and videos that have some sliver of stuff that were somehow related to nazis

Head Secretary Of State 08-Jul-19 05:10 AM

anime makes people gay but i still watch it anyway

what classifies a joke between being dark or comical?

i didnt know jokes could be racially classifies

by how they sound

if everything was invented by god, then he invented wanking, then made it a sin

also whats with these pride months?

couldnt we just have them all year

makes much more sense

because companies dont have to

like it doesnt make sense to designate months to just one race or sexualites

because what about all the other races and sexualities?

asians, whites, native americans, southern americans

like will the feminists be triggered that straight white man will have a month and they are oppressed because it isnt their month? (edited)

fandoms are fucked up

like wtf is shipping?

tumblr should be burnt to the ground, along with 4chan

both of them are two sides of the smae coin, and we need to throw that coin into the sun

i honestly dont know why walt disney was so celebrated

he hated jews

like bruh

just because he did something cool doesnt mean we should celebrate him for that if he was a racist

like should we celebrate hitler for his art skills?

Head Secretary Of State 08-Jul-19 05:37 AM

there really be nXXXXs out here named Bartholomew (edited)

Head Secretary Of State 08-Jul-19 08:21 AM

stranger things is somewhat overrated change my mind

ugh 5k are shitty as hell

3.1 miles of pain

justpace yourself man

well i cant pac myself when my uncle is catching up to me

he loses breath after 3 miles

there is a very special place in hell for me

The Grand Old Lady 08-Jul-19 10:10 AM

О блядь I can text this channel

Head Secretary Of State 08-Jul-19 06:17 PM

oh fuck indeed

occamsRazor 08-Jul-19 09:42 PM

On the whole Disney thing, my philosophy is love the art, hate the artist

Trying to censor work from horrible people is essentially book burning and I am against it

Besides, most great art comes from the greatest scumbags and most rotten people you will ever meet

Hollywood itself is a wretched hell full of the worst sins imaginable, but that doesn’t mean we should destroy movies that come from there

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Mr. Nether 09-Jul-19 06:20 AM

I agree

Head Secretary Of State 09-Jul-19 07:22 AM

why here

AHHH

why did you tedtalk in my "domain"?

occamsRazor 09-Jul-19 03:45 PM

uh, wouldn’t you like someone to talk to every once in a while?

Head Secretary Of State 09-Jul-19 04:20 PM

sorry but i am busy

swimming

ahhh

fuck

i didnt understand the context

Head Secretary Of State 09-Jul-19 05:14 PM

who needs a 1000 metaphors to figure out that youre a dick

Head Secretary Of State 09-Jul-19 06:57 PM

bruh momentum

Head Secretary Of State 11-Jul-19 06:27 AM

fuck fuck fuck fuck

is there such thing as penis momentum

Head Secretary Of State 11-Jul-19 03:56 PM

yuh

Y E E T

The Grand Old Lady 13-Jul-19 06:50 AM

Fuck the police

Head Secretary Of State 13-Jul-19 03:16 PM

im late to my tedtalk

fuckkkk

it was about how bla is bullshit

bruh bruh bruh

pride month every month

african, american, native american, asian, european month

bruh we should have months for every race, color, sexuality

cant have more than two months for gender though

occamsRazor 14-Jul-19 09:03 AM

“Straight Pride” month is literally just the other 11 months of the year bruh

Head Secretary Of State 15-Jul-19 05:07 AM

well who says taht

WHERE

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE

weeeeell

nvm that statement

i saw that shit happen during pride month

couldnt it just be all year

like whats stopping them?

we should be able to collect taxes from churches

and other mosques, synagogues, and other houses of prayer

i guess taht violates seperation of church and state

much of that mone is kept by the people who tell them to donate

i know there are donations to causes and charities

but do you see how rich some of those people are?

there have been millionares on live tv asking people to give them money in exchange for salvation

if we could collect the taxes, infrastructure could be built, space exploration could be funded more

Head Secretary Of State 15-Jul-19 05:29 AM

this place has become less and less of incessant ramblings and more of controversial topics

occamsRazor 15-Jul-19 07:14 AM

Please cease your actions.

occamsRazor 16-Jul-19 02:14 PM

when I said “cease your actions” I didn’t mean every single one of them oof

bruh moment

Head Secretary Of State 17-Jul-19 05:27 AM

sorry ive been a bit busy

driving a good 11 hours

all the way to NC

The Grand Old Lady 19-Jul-19 12:40 PM

Awww Yeeee

Head Secretary Of State 21-Jul-19 09:14 AM

fuck im late to my presentation

eat ass

Head Secretary Of State 27-Jul-19 01:41 PM

tubing is fun

specially when you dive straight into the rapids

and break every rule

Head Secretary Of State 01-Aug-19 03:50 PM

anime

fuck yeah

i have the power to ping everyone then delete it

Head Secretary Of State 04-Aug-19 07:53 AM

ANIME

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Head Secretary Of State 12-Aug-19 05:56 AM

where have i been

thats the question

life is soup i am straw

Head Secretary Of State 13-Aug-19 03:10 PM

pee pee poo poo

Head Secretary Of State 17-Aug-19 05:33 AM

scp-bruh moment

containment breach

Head Secretary Of State 17-Aug-19 10:44 AM

nyehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Head Secretary Of State 20-Aug-19 05:39 AM

just invaded spain don't mind me

Head Secretary Of State 22-Aug-19 06:17 AM

bruh

Mr. Nether 23-Aug-19 06:44 PM

Brah

Head Secretary Of State 24-Aug-19 09:31 AM

just ran a 5k mudrun fuck yeah

im jello

Head Secretary Of State 27-Aug-19 06:06 AM

i finished 3 of my school projects in a day

IM FUCKING GOOD

only 1 more to go

occamsRazor 27-Aug-19 06:35 AM

nice job my dude

Head Secretary Of State 03-Sep-19 02:32 PM

hey hey hey my hellhole is still here

Head Secretary Of State 04-Sep-19 05:23 AM

spooktober is coming

Head Secretary Of State 04-Sep-19 10:00 AM

the reason this is in the specialized district is cause im a special person

Head Secretary Of State 04-Sep-19 03:26 PM

Pinned a message.

Head Secretary Of State 05-Sep-19 06:12 AM

SCHOOOL

Head Secretary Of State 10-Sep-19 02:41 PM

uwu

Grizzy-TheKiwi 12-Sep-19 11:06 PM

nmn (edited)

Head Secretary Of State 13-Sep-19 03:55 AM

I AM CABINENT

Head Secretary Of State 14-Sep-19 06:00 AM

I AM INVADING FRANCE

L.Pondera 15-Sep-19 08:16 PM

Kewl

Head Secretary Of State 19-Sep-19 12:23 PM

gay

occamsRazor 19-Sep-19 12:23 PM

no u

Head Secretary Of State 19-Sep-19 04:24 PM

rev

occamsRazor 20-Sep-19 11:07 AM

@Head Secretary Of State okay so Erin and I want to ask you a NJ question that’s very important

so apparently it’s a New Jersey joke that “everyone knows a Donna” and if they do that Donna is usually in a position of power

is this a real thing??

Head Secretary Of State 20-Sep-19 11:45 AM

for me

theres a donna in my school govt

occamsRazor 20-Sep-19 11:50 AM

it’s real wtf

Head Secretary Of State 23-Sep-19 03:28 PM

cant be gay without liking men

think about that

well also women liking women

but idc

Head Secretary Of State 28-Sep-19 06:23 AM

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Head Secretary Of State 28-Sep-19 02:28 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480076065990246411/627614660685725736/dankfurrymeme_1.mp4

nip naps 28-Sep-19 02:39 PM

Lmao

Head Secretary Of State 08-Oct-19 03:02 AM

gya

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:44 AM

remember when undertale and all that shit was a thing

fuck it

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:46 AM

Tbh in retrospect the fandom was shit but the game was good

But that’s literally anything that gets popular ever

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:48 AM

tears falling down at the party

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:48 AM

people ruin everything

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:48 AM

yeah

just look at any fandom on tumblr

or anywhere

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:48 AM

oh lawd hammercy

I don’t wanna think about those

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:49 AM

steven universe

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:49 AM

horrified screams

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:49 AM

honestly steven universe was an ok show in like the first 2 seasons then it became pretty shit

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:49 AM

okay but I am convinced that Steven Universe has the worst fandom of all time because the community nearly drove an artist to suicide because she drew Rose Quartz skinny

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:50 AM

yeah

and then 4chan exposed that

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:50 AM

like, that’s pretty fucking low

it’s one thing to be an annoying, toxic fandom but that’s just a whole new level of terrible

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:50 AM

well people masked with the fact that they are anonymous really propels how they are

FUCK I FORGOT ITS TRASH DAY

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:51 AM

every day is trash day

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:51 AM

no but today is day trash goes

occamsRazor 10-Oct-19 03:51 AM

especially in the su fandom

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 03:51 AM

ok i brb

Head Secretary Of State 10-Oct-19 04:03 AM

i back

Head Secretary Of State 23-Oct-19 06:06 AM

n word

occamsRazor 23-Oct-19 06:22 AM

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

occamsRazor 25-Oct-19 09:21 AM

What’s it about?

Head Secretary Of State 25-Oct-19 06:18 PM

just trying to get more active people

servers been lacking in new members

and only 30 people are truly active

The Grand Old Lady 25-Oct-19 06:20 PM

Yes

Head Secretary Of State 01-Nov-19 03:33 AM

dead

tfw its no nut november

Head Secretary Of State 17-Dec-19 11:00 AM

nyrooooooooooom

Mr. Rosinberg 17-Dec-19 01:41 PM

Beep beep

Head Secretary Of State 28-Dec-19 10:19 AM

boop

Head Secretary Of State 23-Jan-20 10:53 AM

fsadhfjhsdklhfljshdkfhakshjfdhfiuwahjdnbsa

occamsRazor 23-Jan-20 10:55 AM

Same

Head Secretary Of State 07-Aug-20 07:31 PM

Justa vibe

occamsRazor 07-Aug-20 07:32 PM

He returns

Head Secretary Of State 07-Aug-20 07:34 PM

After months of war thunder

The Grand Old Lady 08-Aug-20 04:44 AM

The hood king returns